Would love you if you get me ANYTHING from under the cut (OK fine it's mostly clothes but I STILL WANT THEM!):

To all sexually deprived perverts attempting to establish contact with me via Friendster:

It's a bloody miracle that girls actually DO add you. Who the hell do you think I am, and what gave you the AUDACITY to even THINK of attempting to establish contact with me? If you're so damn desperate for sexual gratification then go to GEYLANG, FFS.

"Mr Nice Guy" should find this familiar cos well, I JUST DROPPED IT OFF IN HIS/HER/ITS COMMENTS BOX.